Socially Awkward

I like surfing the net. Looking for the most interesting stuff that interests me of course. And I can't help but share what I just saw to the closest person (usually to my girlfriend whom I talk to each and every time I can, my sister who continuously studies in our room and my officemate beside me) or to everyone else by posting and sharing what amazes me on either or all of the sites I keep. This blog is relatively new by the way.

Back to the original post, I saw this Tumblr post by Rose Anne Nguyen and the moment I saw it, I knew I had to post it. So, here it goes.

SOCIALLY AWKWARD.

• you check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
• wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. twice
• someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. you maintain distance.
• hold the door for some. they’re slightly too far away.
• someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
• you go in for the high-five. other person isn’t looking.
• accidentally look someone in the eye. pretend to look past them.
• you say something stupid. you play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
• you say “hi” to someone. it comes out as a whisper.
• your friends formed a circle while you were gone. you can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
• waiting by yourself for friends. pretend you’re texting.
• you tell a hilarious joke. nobody laughs.
• you’re in class and you want to cough. some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
• walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
• the person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. you walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
• awkward silence.

/insert awkward turtle gif.

Other Stuff:

• Here's the other things I do whenever I see something cool off the net:
• Say things like "I would never thought of that in a my whole lifetime!".
• Curse at how effhing coool it is!
• Spend at least 15mins. more surfing for things related to the something cool.
• I know I have this amazed face where genuine amazement can be seen in my eyes.
• My brain works instantly how I would be able to share it to others.
• I say cool one more time.